Wednesday, August 8, 2012

You Better Get Your Freakum Dress Let Out Because, SURPRISE Your Pregnant!


So if you have been living under a rock for the past 2 months you wouldn't happen to know that Beyonce Knowles is pregnant. She pulled that little stunt on the MTV Video Music Awards where she sung her little heart out wearing a flawless sparkly pant suit and then at the end of her number she drops her mic. OOPS by the way B next time you drop a piece of very expensive equipment that you don't own think twice. Ok so back to her performance; she drops the mic, undoes her jacket and rubs her tummy.

OK. My first thought was, OH, she's hungry, lets get her a sandwich. Did we get her a sandwich? Oh wait, what? She IS pregnant? Oh ok my bad!

HOLY CRAP. Yes I know! The legend, the diva, the bootylicious word creator is knocked up with senior Jay-Z's 87million dollar a year man spawn.

Lets just say for all intensive purposes lets hope the little tyke gets Beyonce's looks and Jay-Z's business savvy. No offense Z.

In other news Beyonce created a new fragrance called Pulse. And no offense to Beyonce, but most of her  fragrances smell, well, a little hookery. Heat was gross and I don't expect Pulse to be much better. Sorry B its just not for me:( But she went to her launch party in this beautiful blue sparkly mini dress with matching blazer. And can I just say for a pregnant women, she killed it!

She looked even more amazing than normal, if that is even possible. So that leads me into the hottie of the moment. And very well deserved indeed!

Hottie of the Moment
Beyonce Knowles

HOT! Thats all I need to say. There was a funny group on facebook that I found called, Be Yourself. Unless you can be Beyonce, then always be Beyonce! Words of Wisdom!

Julie<3

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