Thursday, September 20, 2012

Blogging is hard!

Ok So I have had this blog for a while now and I promised to write almost everyday. You know what? I lied. Blogging is hard and time is short. I wish I had more time to do this. Like maybe professionally or something, but now that I am back I solemnly swear to blog at least once a week....... Oh god. There I go again. Another lie. BUGH!!! Sorry but I have so much going on right now. New job, I am stage managing two shows, and like 50 other things.

But blah blah blah, enough about me and my whiney problems. I have to get back to the real issues. Entertainment, gossip, and hotties with bodies.

So I don't know if you have heard of this new show called The Mindy Project, but it is a new comedy with Mindy Kaling-- You know that crazy girl from The Office. Well she created this new show about how she is a doctor with a crazy life and the shenanigans of dating. Well, ever since they posted the first episode on HULU I have watched it like 900 times. It is freakin hilarious and if Mindy Kalling met me she would def let me be on the show. It tis filled to the brim with witty dialogue, snippy comebacks, and hot hot hotties. Here are a few quotes that have made my life:

"My body mass index is not great but I'm not like Precious or anything"

"May he have the wealth of Mayor Bolomberg, the personality of John Stewart, the face of Michael Fassebender.............the Penis of Michael Fassebender"

"I'm basically a vegetarian. For moral reasons. I mean I eat eggs and fish and hamburgers. Never steak."

"Oh I'm sorry I guess it couldn't be worse then getting arrested at a Bruce Springsteen concert.

First of all," , "it's a 'Springsteen show,' not a 'Bruce Springsteen concert.' You sound ignorant. Second of all, you don’t show up at a Springsteen show wearing a John Cougar Mellencamp T-shirt unless you want to get punched in the face."


BAHAH so funny. I love it already. I can't wait to more episodes come out. Plus there is this extremely hot actor who is british and a sex-a-holic. 

HELLO!

 Sign me up. 

Done and Done. 

Which brings me to:

Hottie of the Moment 

Ed Weeks

I have no idea who you are or what you have done in the past. You are not famous and have not credits really that anyone has heard of but DAMN. You are smoking fine and I would tap that anytime!

<3JM