So if you haven’t heard, or don’t read the gossip columns,
or have been living in a cult community wearing all white and smoking
cigarettes (Sorry I have been watching a lot of The Leftovers episodes, hey,
when you splurge for HBO you better damn well be watching it!). You might have heard
that Robin Thicke has been trying to desperately win back his wife, Paula
Patton, because like an IDIOT he cheated on her.
5 Second cheating tirade in 3…..2…..1……
SERIOUSLY ROBIN?!?! What were you thinking?? You have been
with this woman since you were 14 years old. You have children together!! She
is basically a perfect, mocha skinned, beautiful goddess! What the hell is
wrong with you?
End of Tirade
Ok, so since the separation, Robin has been basically
pimping himself out to any media outlet that will have him trying to win back
his wife. He even dedicated and named his new album after her.
Awww that is so sweet….No wait, wait….we hate him.
This separation is a problem for me, since I was pretty much
planning on becoming a sister wife to their family. Now I bet you are thinking “But
Julie didn’t you just scold Robin for cheating, why would you want to be his
second wife?” What I think you don’t understand is, that I don’t just want to
be Robins wife, I also want to be Paula’s wife. I mean God Damn, the woman is
smoking. And I’m not saying that I am a lesbian, but for her I might switch up
the teams. She is classy, smart, and beautiful, what is there not to love.
The only problem is,
I only want to be with them if they are together. They have been the couple I
have been crushing on since freshman year of college. If I can’t have them
together then I don’t want either of them. It’s that simple.
So moral of the story is GET BACK TOGETHER!!! Otherwise I
won’t be able to join the family, and after all isn’t their love life and
marriage really about one thing….ME.
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